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Medical Abbreviations [slang] Page 8




 Abbreviations Meaning
SOGSick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady))
SPAKStatus Post Ass Kicking
SRISomething Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem)
SSDDSame Sh*t Different Day
SVRISomething Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal)
SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess
SWISomething Wrong Inside
SWWSick, Wet And Whiny (infant)
SYBSave Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice)
TAPSThick As Pig Sh*t
TARFUThings Are Really F*cked Up
TATTTalks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time")
TBCTotal Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries
TBDTotal Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere
TBPTotal Body Pain
TCLTTranscranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head
TCSToxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body)
TDSTerminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open)
TECTransfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead
TEETHTried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
TF BUNDYTotally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
TFOToo F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age).
TFTBToo Fat To Breathe
THCThree Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless
TLCTube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim)
TLGPTwo Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments
TLRTwo Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments
TMBToo Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age"
TMIThree Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability)
TOBPTired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian)
TOGTears Of Gratitude
TOITrans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head
TROTime Ran Out
TSLTo Stupid To Live
TSSToxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless)
TTFOTold To F*ck Off
TTJTransfer To Jesus
TTOASTTake Them Out And Shoot Them
TTR(US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio)
TTTRTooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad.
TUBETotally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF)
TVTPTried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug)
TWAThird World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries
TWSAMTrash Will Survive And Multiply
TYFTICThank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t
UBIUnexplained Beer Injury
UDIUnidentified Drinking Injury
UFOUnidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter
UGLIUgly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them
ULPPUnlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer)

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