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 Abbreviations Meaning
HMFHysterical Mother Figure
HOPHouse Of Pain (nursing Home)
HOPEFULHard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals)
HSPLHigh Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t
HSTHigh Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed
HTDHigher Than A Duck
HTKHigher Than A Kite
HVLTHigh Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound
IFOI"I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum
IHCImproving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim.
IOTCIcing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim.
IPInsurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump
ISQIn Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round
ITBNTLIn The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying)
IWInsurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump
IWBIntercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers)
JAFFAJust Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le
JARJAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues)
JDFRJust Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys)
JDLRJust Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet)
JICJesus Is Calling
JLDJust Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK)
JNRJust Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet)
JPFROGJust Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc)
JPSJust Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense)
KAGCKnife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence
KFOKnock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain)
KOKOKeep On Keeping On.
KSSKidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E
LDFLying Down Fit
LFTWMLooking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse)
LGFDLooks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined)
LGFTCLooks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined)
LMCLow Marble Count (low IQ)
LOBNHLights On But Nobody Home
LOFDLooks Okay From Door
LOLLittle Old Lady
LOLFDGBLittle Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom
LOLINADLittle Old Lady In No Acute Distress
LOLITS(US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old)
LPTLow Pain Threshold
LROLuck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time)
LTLantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain)
LWS(US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money)
MAFATMandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision
MARPSMind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals
MCBPMember Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see
MFBMeasure For Box (coffin)
MFCMeasure For Coffin
MFDMeasure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying)

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