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 Abbreviations Meaning
FLPFunny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK)
FLUFFunny Little Ugly F*cker
FMPSFluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker)
FOALS NEIGHF*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here
FOBFound On Bench
FODEFalling On Deaf Ears
FOLFat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS).
FOOBAFound On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition)
FOOSHFall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm)
FORDFound On Road Dead
FOSFull Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
FOSFound On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person
FPOFor Practice Only (FTD)
FTDFixing To Die
FTFFailed To Fly (botched Suicide)
FUBARF*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition
FUBILF*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend.
FUPAFat Upper Pussy Area
FURBFunny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum)
GACPGravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height
GDAGonna Die Anyway
GLFGround Level Fall (tripped Over)
GLMGood Looking Mum
GOAGone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't)
GOKGod Only Knows
GOLGone Off Legs (see FOL)
GOLPGeneralised Old Lady Pains
GOMERGet Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another
GORKGod Only Really Knows
GPHGoddamns Per Hour
GPOGood For Parts Only (won't Survive)
GRAFOBGrim Reaper At Foot Of Bed
GRAHOBGrim Reaper At Head Of Bed
GROLIES(UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt
GSPGown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders
GTGGo To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair
GTMJACBGone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead)
GTOGomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall)
GTTLGone To The Light (died)
GUCCIGenito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection)
GWRGod's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit
HAIRY PSALMSHaven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum
HALSHit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA)
HBDHas Been Drinking
HEAHeel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels
HHSHospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation
HI5HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5)
HIBGIAHad It Before, Got It Again
HIVIHusband Is Village Idiot
HLCSHappy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents

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