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 Abbreviations Meaning
DKADon't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged)
DMFNFLDumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live
DODDonut Of Death - CT Scanner
DOTSDead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot)
DPSDumb Parent Syndrome
DPS(General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription
DPS(Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope
DQDrama Queen
DRTDead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident)
DRTTTTDead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident)
DSBDrug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction)
DSPDumb Sh*t Profile
DTMADon't Transfer To Me Again.
DTSDanger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients)
DUBDamn Ugly Baby
DWPADeath / Dying With Paramedic Assistance
EBUEgo Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor
ECEternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again)
ECUEternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead)
EDDUEating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else)
EDGATWTTTFElevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ)
EIEating In - Intravenous Feeding
ELFSEvil Little F*ckers (irritating Children)
EMSEarn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service)
EMTExtraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians)
ERCPEmergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds
ERNOBWEngine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ)
ESEiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum
ESBAMEat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English)
ETOHExtremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol])
FABIANSFelt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome
FACF*cking Awkward Client
FCBPFellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see
FDF*cking Drunk
FDGMFall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB)
FDSTWFound Dead Stayed That Way
FESFluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness
FFDIDFound Face Down In Ditch
FFDIGFound Face Down In Gutter
FFFFSee 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease)
FHHS(US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying)
FIDOF*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call)
FINEF*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional
FIRTFailed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim)
FITFart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film)
FITHF*cked In The Head
FLBFunny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps)
FLKFunny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP)
FLK W/ GLMFunny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother
FLKBCOTPFunny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents

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