| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
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