| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
 | TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
 | TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
 | NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
 | CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
 | PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
 | LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
 | TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
 | FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
 | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
 | PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
 | UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
 | OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
 | DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |