| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
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