| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GOK | God Only Knows |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
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