| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
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