| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
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