| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
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