| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
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