| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
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