| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
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