| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
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