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Abbreviation: ' WITPOMS '

Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Why Is This Patient On My Service

Other abbreviations from this category

 Abbreviations Meaning
YAVISYoung, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful.
ALSAbsolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase)
JLDJust Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK)
TFOToo F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age).
GOAGone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't)
HHSHospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation
B&TBagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue
SPAKStatus Post Ass Kicking
ADRAin't Doing Right
3HEnema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time.
ETOHExtremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol])
SYBSave Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice)
DTSDanger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients)
WAFTAM("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money
BFHBig Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant)

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