| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
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