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Abbreviation: ' WAFTAM '


Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money





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 Abbreviations Meaning
BFFBig, Fat Faker
SHSSullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict)
TLRTwo Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments
BMTBowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia)
GOLPGeneralised Old Lady Pains
ALPACAcute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds
IFOI"I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum
SIOSleeping It Off
HHSHospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation
LPTLow Pain Threshold
4FFair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease)
FESFluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness
FDGMFall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB)
PPPumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up
SEPSomebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis)

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