| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
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