| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
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