| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
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