| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
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