| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
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