| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
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