| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
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