| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
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