| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
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