| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
 | PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
 | VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
 | PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
 | TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
 | WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
 | TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
 | PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
 | NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
 | JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
 | GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
 | TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
 | PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
 | PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
 | FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |