| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
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