| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
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