| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
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