| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
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