| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
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