| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
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