| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
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