| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
 | SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
 | BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
 | ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
 | YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
 | GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
 | ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
 | ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
 | MUH | Messed Up Heart |
 | FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
 | SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
 | LDF | Lying Down Fit |
 | ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
 | MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
 | FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |