| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
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