| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
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