| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
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