| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
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