| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
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