| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
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