| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
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