| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
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