| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
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