| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
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