| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DIIK | Darned If I Know |
 | PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
 | MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
 | GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
 | HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
 | THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
 | CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
 | FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
 | TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
 | SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
 | TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
 | ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
 | NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
 | 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
 | RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |