| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
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