| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
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