| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
 | RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
 | MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
 | HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
 | SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
 | TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
 | AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
 | FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
 | 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
 | FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
 | SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
 | GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
 | WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |