| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
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