| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
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