| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
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