| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
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