| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
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