| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
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