| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
 | FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
 | CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
 | AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
 | FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
 | NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
 | LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
 | BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
 | FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
 | TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
 | TRO | Time Ran Out |
 | TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
 | PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
 | DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |