| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
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