| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
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