| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
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