| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
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