| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
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