| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
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