| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
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