| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
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