| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
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