| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
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