| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
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