| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
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