| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
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