| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
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