| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
Browse by Letter:
