| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NQR | Not Quite Right |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
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