| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
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