| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
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