| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
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