| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
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