| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
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