| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
 | WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
 | DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
 | P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
 | MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
 | GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
 | NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
 | B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
 | TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
 | LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
 | FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
 | ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
 | LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
 | EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |