| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
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