| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
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