| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MUH | Messed Up Heart |
 | BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
 | LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
 | TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
 | CRT | Can't Really Treat |
 | GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
 | VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
 | ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
 | GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
 | OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
 | NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
 | GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
 | SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
 | APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
 | VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |