| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
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