| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
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