| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
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