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Abbreviation: ' NWB '


Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds





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 Abbreviations Meaning
FINEF*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional
DKADon't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged)
ECUEternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead)
JAFFAJust Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le
EDGATWTTTFElevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ)
SOCMOBStanding On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured)
DFDude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury
IOTCIcing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim.
HOPEFULHard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals)
PPPumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up
HAIRY PSALMSHaven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum
YMRASUYour Medical Records Are Screwed Up
GTOGomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall)
HSPLHigh Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t
APTFRANApply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient)

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