| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
 | SIO | Sleeping It Off |
 | THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
 | AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
 | EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
 | TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
 | B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
 | DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
 | HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
 | HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
 | FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
 | TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
 | TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
 | FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
 | DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |