| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
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