| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
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