| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
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