| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
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