| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
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