| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
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