| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
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