| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
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