| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
 | RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
 | HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
 | SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
 | VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
 | EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
 | APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
 | GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
 | JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
 | PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
 | PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
 | AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
 | SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
 | PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
 | DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |