| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
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