| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
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