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Abbreviation: ' HMF '

Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Hysterical Mother Figure

Other abbreviations from this category

 Abbreviations Meaning
TMIThree Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability)
ECEternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again)
PAFOPissed [Drunk] And Fell Over
OPDObnoxious Personality Disorder
D&DDeath And Donuts (night Shift)
NADNot Actually Done
OFIGATOOSOne Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping
SOBSitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed
FITFart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film)
TUBETotally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF)
RPVURelative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc.
UPFUn-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen)
TOBPTired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian)
CTSCold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died)
WITPOMSWhy Is This Patient On My Service

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