| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
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