| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
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