| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
 | FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
 | WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
 | TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
 | APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
 | HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
 | YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
 | DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
 | AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
 | SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
 | GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
 | PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
 | GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
 | DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |