| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
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