| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
 | BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
 | CLL | Chronic Low Life |
 | VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
 | 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
 | GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
 | LDF | Lying Down Fit |
 | BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
 | PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
 | RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
 | OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
 | IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
 | BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
 | AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |