| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
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