| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
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