| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
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