| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
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