| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
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