| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
 | CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
 | HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
 | PIA | Pain In The Ass |
 | FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
 | PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
 | TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
 | VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
 | OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
 | FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
 | TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
 | DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
 | HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
 | GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
 | 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |