| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
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