| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
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