| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
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