| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
 | UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
 | FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
 | TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
 | TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
 | UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
 | BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
 | LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
 | SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
 | PIA | Pain In The Ass |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
 | DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
 | AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
 | BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |