| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
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