| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
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