| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
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