| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
 | FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
 | RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
 | C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
 | DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
 | C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
 | GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
 | CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
 | YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
 | AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
 | FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
 | WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
 | D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
 | OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
 | ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |