| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
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