| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
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