| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
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