| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
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