| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
 | WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
 | RBS | Really Bad Shape |
 | ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
 | PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
 | AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
 | FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
 | DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
 | FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
 | JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
 | RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
 | NAD | Not Actually Done |
 | NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
 | CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
 | BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |