| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
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