| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
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