| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
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