| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
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