| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
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