| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
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