| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
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