| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
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