| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
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