| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
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