| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
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