| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
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