| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FOB | Found On Bench |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
Browse by Letter:
