| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
 | OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
 | P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
 | IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
 | MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
 | IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
 | NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
 | HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
 | DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
 | GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
 | CLL | Chronic Low Life |
 | RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
 | SOB | Short Of Breath |
 | ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
 | CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |