| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
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