| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
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