| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
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