| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
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