| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GOK | God Only Knows |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
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