| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
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