| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
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