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Abbreviation: ' EMS '


Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service)





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 Abbreviations Meaning
TCLTTranscranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head
VDVeak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy"
FLKFunny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP)
HLCSHappy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents
CYACover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued
MICOSMasterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids
SVRISomething Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal)
GSPGown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders
PIAFPIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart)
PHSPositive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave!
DPS(Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope
POPTAPassed Out Prior To Arrival
DILFDoctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor
DBIDirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed
KSSKidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E

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