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Abbreviation: ' ELFS '

Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children)

Other abbreviations from this category

 Abbreviations Meaning
DKADon't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged)
AFUBRAll Fucked Up & Beyond Repair
TMIThree Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability)
FCBPFellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see
DBIDirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed
WNL(Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked
LGFTCLooks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined)
CROACCCannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically
SBISomething Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery
DFODrunk And Fell Over
SIGStroppy Ignorant Girl
CFTChronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity
EDDUEating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else)
VDVeak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy"
DUBDamn Ugly Baby

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