| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
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