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Abbreviation: ' DTS '


Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients)





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 Abbreviations Meaning
PRATFOPatient Reassured And Told To F*** Off
ASTAssuming Seasonal Temperature (dead)
DPS(General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription
FMPSFluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker)
HALSHit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA)
OBEOpen Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting)
10TH FT10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital).
GSPGown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders
TTOASTTake Them Out And Shoot Them
COPDChronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause)
VTMKVoice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors)
SRISomething Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem)
VOMITVictim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives.
RTRoom Temperature (dead)
FOOSHFall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm)

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