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Abbreviation: ' DTS '

Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients)

Other abbreviations from this category

 Abbreviations Meaning
BWCOBaby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian)
ELFSEvil Little F*ckers (irritating Children)
GTMJACBGone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead)
IOTCIcing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim.
SWWSick, Wet And Whiny (infant)
PHSPositive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave!
AWTFAway With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused
LTLantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain)
RLIRapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot
HAIRY PSALMSHaven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum
DFDude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury
FLBFunny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps)
PRATFOPatient Reassured And Told To F*** Off
ULPPUnlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer)
AHFAcute Hissy Fit

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