| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
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