| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
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