| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
 | VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
 | LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
 | CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
 | 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
 | SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
 | FORD | Found On Road Dead |
 | TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
 | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
 | PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
 | CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
 | TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
 | CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
 | ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
 | NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |