| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
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