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Abbreviation: ' DBI '


Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed





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 Abbreviations Meaning
AEAggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From.
FOLFat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS).
CFCockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society.
PPAPracticing Professional Alcoholic
TFOToo F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age).
CABGCoronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass
SOCMOBStanding On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured)
LFTWMLooking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse)
ECEternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again)
HOPHouse Of Pain (nursing Home)
SBODStupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs
LOLLittle Old Lady
TMIThree Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability)
HVLTHigh Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound
RPVURelative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc.

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