| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
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