| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
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