| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
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