| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
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