| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
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