| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
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