| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
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