| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
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