| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
 | OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
 | BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
 | IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
 | PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
 | C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
 | NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
 | AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
 | SOB | Short Of Breath |
 | UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
 | RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
 | JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
 | FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
 | ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |