| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
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