| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
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