| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
 | GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
 | PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
 | CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
 | FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
 | LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
 | UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
 | FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
 | MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
 | FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
 | FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
 | FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
 | DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
 | DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
 | AOB | Alcohol On Board |