| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
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