| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
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