| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
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