| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
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