| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
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