| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
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