| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
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