| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
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