| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
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