| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
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