| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
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