| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
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