| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
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