| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
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