| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
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