| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
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