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Abbreviation: ' CRAFT '


Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Can't Remember A Fucking Thing





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 Abbreviations Meaning
JDFRJust Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys)
DIFFCDropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem)
JPFROGJust Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc)
SVRISomething Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal)
COSMONAUTCat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour)
CABGCoronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass
HALSHit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA)
EMTExtraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians)
S2Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up
CFCockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society.
CTSCold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died)
BMWBitch Moan & Whine
PDSDPre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him
3HEnema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time.
YAVISYoung, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful.

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