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Abbreviation: ' CF '


Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society.





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 Abbreviations Meaning
CFDCall For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying)
GORKGod Only Really Knows
FLPFunny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK)
CKSCute Kid Syndrome
PWTPoor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle)
MFBMeasure For Box (coffin)
DRTDead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident)
FURBFunny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum)
OBEOpen Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting)
FOLFat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS).
HOPEFULHard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals)
ETOHExtremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol])
CIAChrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed
OMGWTFBBQOh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash
JPSJust Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense)

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