| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
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