| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
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