| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
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