| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
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