| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
 | D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
 | TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
 | ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
 | SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
 | HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
 | DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
 | FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
 | VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
 | GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
 | IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
 | NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
 | SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |