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Abbreviation: ' C&T WARD '


Category: Medical Abbreviations [Slang]

Meaning: Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips"





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 Abbreviations Meaning
HVLTHigh Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound
TAPSThick As Pig Sh*t
VACVultures Are Circling (dying)
FFDIDFound Face Down In Ditch
DIDCDose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed
RHSRocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth
CIAChrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed
UPFUn-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen)
TLCTube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim)
PCUINIAPlease Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again
PEPPharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated
RPVURelative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc.
NGMINot Going To Make It
TMIThree Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability)
EMTExtraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians)

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