| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
Browse by Letter:
