| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
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