| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
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