| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
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