| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
 | TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
 | FOB | Found On Bench |
 | BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
 | PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
 | ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
 | PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
 | TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
 | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
 | DIIK | Darned If I Know |
 | UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
 | TRO | Time Ran Out |
 | WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
 | LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
 | MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |