| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
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