| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
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