| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
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