| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
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