| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
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