| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
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