| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
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