| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
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