| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
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