| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
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