| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
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