| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
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