| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
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