| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
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