| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
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