| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
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