| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
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