| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
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