| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DQ | Drama Queen |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
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