| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
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