| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
 | PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
 | CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
 | LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
 | JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
 | 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
 | TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
 | GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
 | KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
 | DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
 | CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
 | FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
 | WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
 | TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
 | HTK | Higher Than A Kite |