| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
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