| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
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