| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
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