| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
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