| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
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