| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
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