| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
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