| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
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