| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
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