| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SOB | Short Of Breath |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
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