| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
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