| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
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