| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
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