| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
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