| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
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