| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
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