| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
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