| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
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