| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
 | ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
 | SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
 | RBS | Really Bad Shape |
 | LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
 | TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
 | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
 | DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
 | SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
 | SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
 | SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
 | GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
 | RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
 | TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
 | DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |