| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
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