| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
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