| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
 | SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
 | ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
 | JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
 | LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
 | HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
 | UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
 | NAD | Not Actually Done |
 | LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
 | OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
 | CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
 | FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
 | GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
 | TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
 | SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |