| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
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