| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
 | EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
 | BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
 | FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
 | CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
 | FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
 | 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
 | SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
 | NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
 | ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
 | QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
 | CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
 | PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
 | TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
 | LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |