| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
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