| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
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