| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
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