| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
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