| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
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