| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SOB | Short Of Breath |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
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