| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
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