| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
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