| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
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