| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| TSL | To Stupid To Live |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
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