| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
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