| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
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