| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
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