| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
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