| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
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