| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
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