| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
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