| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
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