| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
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