| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
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