| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
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