| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
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