| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
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