| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
 | TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
 | CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
 | LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
 | TRO | Time Ran Out |
 | FITH | F*cked In The Head |
 | NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
 | FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
 | EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
 | DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
 | GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
 | SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
 | APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
 | BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
 | VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |