| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
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