| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FOB | Found On Bench |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
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