| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
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