| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
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