| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
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