| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
 | CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
 | SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
 | SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
 | TBP | Total Body Pain |
 | HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
 | JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
 | ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
 | HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
 | 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
 | GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
 | TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
 | LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
 | TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
 | PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |