| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
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