| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
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