| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
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