| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
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