| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
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