| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
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