| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
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