| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
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