| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
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