| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
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