| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
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