| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
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