| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
 | TBP | Total Body Pain |
 | ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
 | EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
 | SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
 | APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
 | JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
 | YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
 | ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
 | CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
 | SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
 | DQ | Drama Queen |
 | JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
 | FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
 | THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |