| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
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