| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NQR | Not Quite Right |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
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