| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
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