| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
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