| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
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