| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
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