| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
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