| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
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