| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
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