| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
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