| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
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