| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
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