| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
 | BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
 | FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
 | JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
 | SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
 | PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
 | PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
 | FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
 | MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
 | TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
 | GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
 | DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
 | CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
 | TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |