| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
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