| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
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