| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
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