| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
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