| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
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