| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
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