| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
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