| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
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