| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
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