| Abbreviations | Meaning |
 | FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
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